praying through my but

ok.. i have to start with a funny story about a friend of mine whose name i am not allowed to divulge or she will be a former friend of mine.

we were talking tonight about things that we're involved in, etc, and i asked her if she wanted to go through a particular Bible study with me when our joshua series is over and she said, "yes!, but..."

"but what?" i asked.

she said, "nothing. no but. i'm praying through my but".

hee hee. then she got all grossed out as the imagery settled in.

so i told her a story about our pastor who wanted to fast in preparation for an event. so he told his family that he was going to eat half of what he normally eats, so like imagine a plate full of food that he would usually eat, he is only going to eat half that amount and he called it a half-fast.

his kids thought that was particularly funny.

and earlier today i was in a discussion group where someone was talking about someone who was real chatty and he said it seems that she just talks to fill up space, but to me it sounded like he said she just talks to phillip space.

ba dum dump.