i think like a vegetarian

this morning i was checking emails on my phone - you can only see a certain amount of the subject line due to space on my phone's screen. i occasionally get recipes from kalyn's kitchen. when i saw the email from her site today, all i could see of the subject line was "sauteed chick" and i thought to myself, 'i've never heard of sauteed chickpeas'. and then i thought, 'but they'd probably be pretty good.'

i opened the email to find it was really a recipe for sauteed chicken breast.

never dawned on me.